Awkwardly Dancing

Susan is eighteen years old, a native Texan, the Swan Queen, and hopefully the next Tina Fey. She reblogs things she finds hilarious or relevant to her life and posts her own stuff too.

Her likes include dogs, books, tv shows, movies, sexy men in suits (ahem!Don Draper ahem!), and GIFs.

Every time she gains a new follower, an angel gets a DVD box set of their favorite show.

She also runs avengersmovienight.tumblr.com.

Jun 3

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

(via mayoremanuel)

cumberbitchsandwich:

“If you won a BAFTA what would you say?”

Too soon, you motherfuckers LOL

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sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.

(via bluth-banana-stand)

bartonss:

Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.

Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.

(via bluth-banana-stand)

temporaryareas:

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

only i will actually turn into bill cosby

(via mayoremanuel)

teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH

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10knotes:

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My dad's Reichenbach theory: Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.

10knotes:

The Avengers need good press: in which Xavier thinks that it’s a freaking good idea (but Logan doesn’t).

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